I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!
or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?
harry styles crosses the state line. “idaho,” he reads. “no, you da ho,” he says to himself, laughing as he wonders what the fuck he’s doing in idaho
3 year old death grip!
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
common phrases used by racists
- "beyonce isn’t as amazing as people make her out to be"
- "zayn malik is not that attractive"
some of the most ridiculous conversations harry styles has ever had on twitter, you’re welcome
i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean